WILEY THE CRAB
©2004Josh Arnson and Alexandra Landeros

Wi-ley! The crab!
He wanted knowledge so he went to college.
Wi-ley! The crab!
A very smart crustacean.

Wi-ley! The crab!
He wanted knowledge so he went to college.
Wi-ley! The crab!
A very smart crustacean.

"What's a crustacean?" you might ask.
A crab, a crawfish, or a shrimp.
"How'd you learn that?" you'd flabbergast.
I learned it all in college.

Why is the sky blue, pink, or gray?
What's so different about yesterday?
Why does it hurt when I stub my toe?
I learned it all in college.

What about bees and big machines?
Nuclear rockets, plasticene?
Shakespeare the poet or West Coast Jazz?
I learned it all in college.

Wi-ley! The crab!
He wanted knowledge so he went to college.
Wi-ley! The crab!
A very smart crustacean.

Wi-ley! The crab!
He wanted knowledge so he went to college.
Wi-ley! The crab!
A very smart crustacean.

He studied hard and he got good grades.
He looked at all the different schools he could go to.
He applied for a scholarship!
And he ended up in college.

He learned in class and slept in a dorm.
Ate healthy foods and pizza, too!
Played guitar and he went to the gym.
And he did it all in college!

So if you wanna do something totally cool.
Be the best you can and learn in school.
Be like Wiley and all his pals.
Let's all go to college.

Wi-ley! The crab!
He wanted knowledge so he went to college.
Wi-ley! The crab!
A very smart crustacean.

Wi-ley! The crab!
He wanted knowledge so he went to college.
Wi-ley! The crab!
A very smart crustacean.

All across the nation.
He was a total smash sensation.
Wi-ley! The crab!